It seems like every year, Yuletide comes earlier and earlier to the town of Kingsport. Of course, you are aware of Kingsport's Yuletide Festival? H.P. Lovecraft wrote about it in his story "The Festival" in 1923, but the narrator in that story didn't have a great time of it. Tourists, am I right? Maybe that's why the Elders are advertising so early this year.